Jacob W.B. Apps

Crab Ball takes awesomeness to a whole newlevel!!Fight mutant frogs, disembodied hands, flying turtles, onionsand much more in this inspiring and poetic tale.Take a journey through a crabs psyche, in this deeply profoundand highly moving allegory, which stands as a testament to thestrength of the human spirit to overcome adversity, and finallytriumph.A great game, one which is both colorful and humorous.download it today :)

Take up your mighty sword and whack the bombsonto your opponents side of the court, in this medieval andsomewhat arcane devil sport, a forgotten classic of mini-satans andthe like. The rules are simple: If the bomb bounces twice it willexplode, taking out whomsoever is near to it. Score points byblowing up your opponent but keep in mind that they are equippedwith some tricky AI to outwit you with. Certainly a challenge tobeat.A highly fun and addicting game, definitely worth checkingout!MOST FUNKADELIC MAN!!

Eat all the pizza, meat and bananas and growstrong and long, into a massive anaconda of pure evil.Are you ready to board the anaconda train, can you train yourbrain? Or will you succumb to the Strain, on your brain,before your able to board the anaconda train (it's magic)Pull yourself up to the challenge and steer this out of controlsnake of death.YEAH!!!

Ever wanted to be a Devil Duck? Now you can bewith this exclusive, trending and freaking awesome app.Become lord of the hellscape with your powerful electric pitchfork.SWISH!! Can you kick enough ass, to qualify as the supreme being ofawesome? Express your SWAG and abound in the fury of thecontinuously generated level design. You'll have a SPAZZ over thisworld of awesome until you get so rage-filled you'll simply EXPLODEfrom the energy, the sweet sweet energy you've created in trying tofuriously defend your turf!! Take it down to funky town with DEVILDUCK!! You WONT REGRET IT!!!

Neil is a green neck from the planet mars, helikes to eat wall nuts. The great tyrant Satanicus has miniaturizedthe power of the golem tooth and sent it into 10 quasidimentionalpieces, encapsulated in some diamond sapphire ruby like things.Neil the green neck from mars covets the Rubies, but for the wrongreasons: He wants to eat them or sell them for black market ponymeat. It's up to you, to guide Neil, through the city of Jerusalemand the 9th dimension in order for him to get his crab likeappendages on these shiny rocks that have the power to give or takelife at a whim.notice: no whippets where harmed in the making of this game.

Meet Hangry Foot, master of severallanguagesand international foot of mystery. One day Hangry Footreceives analien transmission sent though his top secret satellitetoenail. Inthe Transmission Hangry Foot discovers that the truenature of hispower comes from his fluids, which cannot bereplenished unlessHangry Foot Willingly and legally becomes marriedto a human wife.Once this has occurred a number of celestialplanets will aligncausing an osmosis from the grass to seep intoHangry Foots Veins,thus replenishing his depleted life force. Asthe Player it's nowup to you to help Hangry Foot find a suitablehuman wife, but inorder to accomplish this feat he will have totraverse somedangerous alien terrain, avoiding hazards such asfireballs, lava,evil plants and Stalin lizards. Take command andtake charge ofHangry Foot today!

Your name is Blagerzorg, anintergalacticzoo-keeper with a taste for danger and an eye for theexotic.It's your mission to scale some of the most well defended planetsinthe Crabdonkey galaxy, in search of the rarest ofspecimens.But beware!, things are out to get you! Things filled with adeeprooted hatred for all intergalactic zoo keepers, likeyou!.These hate filled entities Include asteroids, laser turretsandterrifying stone spitting mutants.Can you survive the onslaught?Will you persevere in spite of the futility of your mission?You decide, when you download this bundle of fun and takefullcommand of the COSMIC ZOO!Download NOW!

Oh noes, Hangover man has a dreadfulhangover.He needs his asprin tablets badly man. Take the control ofhis bodyand mind and go out on a magical quest to find these happymakinghead tablets. However some adversity stands in hangover mansway;evil plants and alien power walkers of sheer terror want todeprivehangover man of the clarity of mind which he so desperatelyseeks.Please please help hangover man before hangover man finds ittoohard to continue on his holy quest to purge the worldofevil.word!

Blood, death dismemberment, and balloons?Sound appealing? It's all in the new action packed smashhit:Running with Sharp ScissorsIn each stage your goal is to pop 9, balloons, but theycouldvery easily become 99 red balloons. Our hero has drunk tonsofguarana and now can't stop running forward, and to makemattersworse they have a shiny pair ofscissors and are possessed by an insane urge to pop alltheballoons.Can you help them win a gold medal for their bravery?Features:Realistic Rag-doll physicsAwesome sound effectsDecapitationBalloonsDownload Running with Sharp Scissors right now.It's waaaay more fun than playing with a real pair of scissors(winkwink) :)

Do you like Mazes? I sure do. I once had abookabout mazes which kept me occupied and mentally stimulated formanyan hour whilst keeping the general public safe. Those werehappydays. Now with this creative and gnarly new app you too canbeoccupied and mentally stimulated for many hours withsomeextraordinarily complex mazes to keep you occupied andbaffledbeyond your comprehension.-Fun on public transport-Whimsical atmosphere-Mentally stimulating, will slow the onset of dementia-Original orchestral score-Free to playWhat are you waiting for? Check out Mazevania! TODAY!WoW! KaPing!!!!!

Hexagons are attempting to teleport thepoortriangles into a very cold and dark zone known as Bloogoonier,it'sup to you, the Circlemeister from alpha-74 to guide thetrianglestowards the square-zone, a universally recognized placeofwonderment and a place known for it's fun and fantasticalparties.Become the Circlemeister and take up this sacred task!! DONOTHESITATE DO NOT FALTER!!

Kitty magic is a fantastical journey asseenthrough the eyes of a special green cat. Many obstacles andpuzzlesstand between you and the ultimate victory over theentireuniverse. Question is: Are you a bad enough kitty to take ontheuniverse?Features: Extensive Awsomeness!!!:Sweet, smooth nail biting game-playStunning and glorious hand painted graphics.Deep metaphysical spiritual overarching story.Touch of excellence.This game isn’t one to miss!!Highly recommended5 out of 5 stars, easily.

Sausage man has recently escaped fromsombreroSam's barbecue of death, but now he finds the world in thegrips ofa new terror menace, Foul smelling clams of doom. It's upto you,Sausage man, to crush the clams with your happy feet offury, onlythen can the land of sausage be free of the evil Foulsmellingmenace known as the clams of doom. The clams came fromspace, theymight seem harmless but beware Sausage man!! the Smellsemitted bythese gastropods will gradually turn everything insausage landEVIL, that's because the clams smell of PUREEVIL!!!!!!! GO NOW ONYOUR MISSION SAUSAGE MAN. MAY THE POWER BEWITH YE!!!!!